drunktrophywife: Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because the id she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”
fuoco-go: gendertier: gendertier: gendertier: i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND???? ???????? okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse. Your adventure is beginning, my friend.
welcome-to-my-not-so-secret-life: My kitten discovering another cat. (:
permanently-flawed: My professor said this the other day: “People think you’re all happy because you’re young. That kids or young adults have it great and everything is okay just because you’re young and there are no problems in your life. That’s not true.”
musicbeatstherapy: jelee-: rockpapertheodore: tinyspacebabe: ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore you sound fannytroubled a little bootybothered if you ask me someone’s having a little tushytantrum
ruraljackdaw: psilentasincjelli: ruraljackdaw: voyagesofabookworm: thatwhoviansynesthete: wearejohnlocked: hungarian: do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards how do you hashtag ?????? hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt wait what… what do American keyboards look like then? oh
vaspim: Flirting is so stupid and time consuming. Cut the bullshit do you want to fuck me or not
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caramelreve: itsthehiddlethings: Also known as Human rights. Basic Humans rights. No one should get left behind. Ever. ohana
cozely: I really want to hear Obama say “nigga please” just once
Survey: What form of birth control do you use?
stxxz: That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent”.
bootycaller: who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me
internetexplorers: we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
I’m not saying we should have sex but we should
justpiercetheveilalready: i love the feeling of listening to new music and you really like it from the first listen and you just dude
I notice everything.
And by everything, I literally mean everything. I notice when someone stops hitting me up like they used to. I notice when the way someone talks to me starts changing. I notice the little things that people do, and the little things they used to do. I notice when things change, and when it’s no longer the same. I notice every single little detail. I just don’t say anything.
rehabbed: if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid
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